Cat Communication:Words of the Week

Babachoolowe: n., 1. Beanty; 2. Beanty’s alter ego

Churtle (-ing): v., secondary mode of communication involving short bursts of acrobatic vocalizations, grunts and head gestures

Ex. During predawn hours, he usually churtles from the safety of the hallway to avoid the flying shoes.

Dingleberry (ies): n., small pieces of hardened irregular shaped feces dried to the fur and backside after an especially rumpus and satisfying poo

Ex. He laughed inwardly at the thought of them trying to clean the dingleberries he was sure to create after his trip to the box; or perhaps he would leave one on the windowsill.

Mastercat: n., a cat who has attained the highest order of entitlement, narcissism and charm possible

Ex. He was a mastercat: able to control and direct his courtiers with ease. There was no situation which he failed to command.

Pigeòn: n., 1. succulent bird flesh possessing hypnotic properties able to induce a pig-like state and momentary obedience; 2. aphrodisiac

Ex. The sight of pigeòn momentarily stilled him and the graceful ease with which he moved left him as he followed the sound of her voice, clumsily, waiting for the mercy of a small morsel tossed casually aside.

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